I hope Barack Obama buys a mac from Jonny Craig, and he actually get’s one.
then he’d actually do time if the deal fell through
what color are your fuckin eyes
jonny craig. four bands, four albums, two EPs, one solo album, one week in detox, two dozen people scammed, and a handful of drug/court charges. He's a champ.
Dear Jonny Craig,
You’re a douche bag but you have the voice of an angle.
the voice of an obtuse angle
because i dropped out of school for being a dumb bitch with no aspirations
I wanna roll around naked in Jonny Craig’s voice.
dumb bitch you’re rolling around in soundwaves you can’t even see or feel
why do you exist
There are only two kinds of people in this world: People who like Strawberry Swisher Pt.1 or people who like Strawberry Swisher Pt. 2
fuck you cunt i’ll take both
Lol. I dunno even know why I made this.
yeah ok
oh my god the photobombing whore there at the bottom
who the fuck is this guy i’m so unimpressed
maybe i’ll fuck him later
Q
I loled so hard going through this blog. Your sense of humor reminds me of my boyfriend's humor. My boyfriend hates Jonny Craig. Thank you for existing.
A
no sweat bb
people who still use the macbook joke
belligerent drugged out stares
the best reaction to the worst thing you’ve ever fucking done
The only thing Jonny Craig needs exposure to is Chernobyl.
Rob McWilliams, AbsolutePunk
mentlegen
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uhhhhhhhhhh arright bitch whatever
hey so uh rule of the jonny craig tag
don’t post the tag on any fucking music or art for music he didn’t do
like the death star album
why does that have his tag
like what the fuck
I don’t give two fucks what you guys think of Jonny Craig, his penis is fucking beautiful & I will forever love the image in my head of what a cokehead is
